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highly-functioningfangirl:

• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer

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breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

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I’m going to murder you a thousand times.

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ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

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altlivsvagenda:

Joan Rivers was not a kind person. She tore people apart and called it comedy. She wished death upon others, made fun of women who were abused, and made offensive punchlines out of everyone in the media.

I would never say I am glad someone is dead. But I’m also not gonna pretend that she was a good person just because she’s gone. 

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What’s the very, very worst thing about prison?

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nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

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paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

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modcloth:

A cat having an adventure. #meowmonday

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theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

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thebigblackwolfe:

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the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

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always-sunny-aso:

(Found this at a store). Dayman: Fighter of …

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"Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking."

- Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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